Only someone as crazy as Morskoiboy can make something like the
Typerwriter Cocktail Machine, a hydraulic typewriter that converts words into cocktails! He writes: "In the back of the keyboard, there are slots for the bottles with colored beverages in them. There are 26 total slots, one for each letter of the Latin alphabet. When a syringe stem goes up, liquid is taken from the bottle connected to it."
